Its 8 AM Tuesday morning and I should be in the office by now, but, here I am making a note that the blody summer is on and I can feel the heat, and I am checking the music I had set for download last night- Dire Straits ye!! they rock, groovy stuff and I am ready for office but first let me sip that mornig concotion of honey with luke warm water ( many wise people have told me this concotion will burn the fat in me, thank God!! I don’t have to wait for the next winter), but then honey apparently has this unique nature- when mixed with milk it makes you pile on the calories and when mixed with lukewarm water it apparently burns the fat.Ok!! enough science for a morning.
Ummm let me refer my notes, Ye!! I maintain notes on what bugs me-
1. REAL ESTATE BOOM- Now everytime I see land being sold for astronomical sums I wonder in amazement at the price someone is ready to shell out for it and then seeth in anger at the thought of what use he is gonna put that piece of earth to. By simple common sense and logic it scary because I see every farmer even remotely close to a city of town suddenly sees the quick buck and sells his agricultural land and if every farmer does this and every agricultural and is a Mall ( f….kin malls how many do we need???? ) or a Software company ( most of them in India don’t create they are just cheap Secretarial services….f…k do you need so much prime space to answer phone calls??? or operate your computer, the whole freaking concept of Internet revolutio was to eliminate the brick and mortar structures of the old economy and look what we have here!!! Software companies are the biggest threat to agricultural land)…..I rue the day we will have to import our food and we will have companies which do Food Outsourcing, wow !!! we will be eating imported crap ( surely will fascinate us Indians) ….People you wanna be rich stick to your lands wait and start farming ( fancy organic if you want, imagine you can even give farm tour to tourists its already happening in singapore I believe they go on tours to see farms) your food will be bought at a premium when there is food scarcity…Farming is the future lif goes in a circle baby…
2. EARTH/WATER/AIR – The most free and naturally available resources on the planet, no one was meant to own them it belonged to all of us and here we are today, every one of us appropriated land and we sell it to each other foolishly and then it bloody well burns me everytime I have to buy water in a bottle ( bloody coffee shops and fancy places don’t even serve water as complimentary these days you got to buy it !!!! )….every where you bastards are ripping us with bottled water and water in plastic covers small sachets i have seen illicit liquor sold that way before. Oh yeah!! they have a new revolution, slowly cathcing on O2 bars, its the ultimate thing, no luxury fancy fad whatever dont be suprised the day you pay a fucking tax for the air you breathe , the companies will tell you ” mayte you want free air recycle your own farts …oh here is our new Fart to O2 coverter 12G wanna buy?? “.
3. DEAD CELEB MOVIES- I used to think earlier its God’s creation and the nature at work for vultures to throng a dead body and clean it up or for the maggots to get to work on the buried but then these if the dead body is famous you have a new breed of scavengers “necromaniacs” called Filmakers like MAhesh Bhatt – this man announces a film he will make on every dead celeb eve before the body is buried or laid to rest. Don’t they have any fc…kin decency, some respect for the bereaved or probably the bereaved too are thrilled by the honour bestowed by the filmmaker. I got pissed when I read about the film they wanted to make on 9/11, on the actress to play Benazir being chosen etc etc….sucks man to make millions from others misery…oh forgot how Mahesh Bhatt made a movie on his ex-gf’s sad life, she had health issues, so when she died he immediately made a movie on her and she comes out looking like a fruit cake and this man the saviour holy crap who takes care…..cant she jus be remembered as the beautiful sex siren she was seen as in her heydays???….these film makers should atleast give 10 years before they make a dead celeb come alive on the silver screen, but then I guess it aint hot no more..
4. CELEBRITY LIMBS – I was eading about which celeb insured what part of his/her body they were all not bad but yeh majority of them reeked of plain “vanity” lol….some sensible ones were Keith Richards insuring his well some of his fingers which are crucial and critical for him to create some of those magicl riffs on the guitar, and some singers their voices. But, then comes Tom Jones that soppy old man actually insure his “chest hair”!!!!, Jlo her butt and all those who are not particularly famous for anything but being famous insured their legs yeh every female wants legs that never end…Jeezz!!! suprisingly no one insured their Brains….hmmm but I guess you can’t insure non exsistant body parts….and what the F….ck are you insurers doing….
